I’m still completely confused by the marriage of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison. OK, I know that realistically it’s none of my business but the media seem to totally be pushing it in my face.
In the last week alone we have seen the odd couple frolicking in a pumpkin patch. Courtney is there looking like a mildly frustrated stripper and her husband Doug like a proud father….ooooh ick did I say father?
Unfortunately, yes I did.
At the start of the week, Courtney who is now 17 years old was pictured proudly strutting her stuff wearing not much, delighting dads, scaring children and horrifying mothers while picking pumpkins. Doug meanwhile appears super happy and after having what could only be suggested as a massive mid life crisis.
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To further add to my case of Doug having a mid life crisis, he was pictured Trick or Treating with his young bride. I don’t think that adults dressing up for Halloween or indeed any other occasion. It’s just, you see the pictures of Doug and Courtney dressed up like a pair of girlies heading to the town for a night out and that ick feeling comes back up again.
I don’t know whether it’s because Doug has shapelier ankles than me or whether Trick or Treating when you have no kids with you (apart from your wife) is a shade on the dodgy side.
The day after the trick or treating we have pictures of the gorgeous Courtney nipping out for coffee wearing hot pants, a cropped top and stripper platforms. How many things are wrong with that?
Let me suggest some if you can’t think of any. Why don’t you make a coffee in your own house? (I am not going to suggest that she is too young to be allowed to be near a kettle). Why the risqué outfit and no make-up? That to me doesn’t make sense.
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| Before and after |
Courtney is actually a gorgeous girl, some of the pictures taken when she was younger show just how lovely she is. However, being a mother I’m not sure that I would be totally happy with such sexualised pictures of my daughter being taken when she was about 12-14ish.
So what should we finish up the week with?
That’s easy, what about if we get a doctor to tell everyone that Courtney does not have breast implants! Well, that’s what Doug and Courtney did. Just for the record, she doesn’t have implants.
Can’t wait to see what this week will bring in the exciting saga of Doug and Courtney……
